The Dean of Women at an
exclusive girls' school was
lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live
today in very difficult times for young people. In
moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just
one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime
of shame?"
A young woman rose in the
back of the room and said,
"Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
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Two guys and a girl were
sitting at a bar talking about
their respective professions. The first guy says, "I'm
a YUPPIE...Ya know... Young, Urban, Professional."
The second guys says "I'm
a DINK... Ya know, Double
Income No Kids."
They asked the woman, "What
are you?"
She replied.... "I'm a WIFE... Ya know, Wash, Iron,
Fuck, Etc."
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Two Nuns are riding their
bicycles down
the back streets of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says,
"I've never come this way before."
The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
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