Two church members were
going door to door, and knocked
on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them.
She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not
want to hear their message, and slammed the door in
their faces.
To her surprise, however,
the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really
put her
back into it, and slammed the door again with the same
result the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young
people were sticking their
foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that
would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do
that again you need to move your cat."
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